WHY do I need to get off FACEBOOK | Lyrics, Vocabulary

you need to get off facebook Written by Ross Gardiner, Produced by Sonny Side Films http://www.thesonnyside.com/ 

Txt, lyrics. Part one.

Hi, I'm Ross
I'm going to talk to you about Facebook
LOL
You Need To Get Off Of FaceBook!"
In doing so, you will cease to say the following abbreviations:
LOL, FML, FTW, BRB, FOCROFLOL, FOCLOL, BBS, ROFL and BS

This behavior is turning you into a dribbling turbospaz

They make you sound like you like to lick windows on a bus

You have been tagged. Nobody like this. :(

You don't have 852 friends you have about 4... And thats good :)
4 friends that you talk to is better than 848 friends that you don't want to see but are happy to look at.

Why have so many friends if you cringe every time you here that sound {Facebook chat "Pop" sound}

One or more of these "friends" are looking at your photographs right now! and judging you... IM NOT.

I don't think you've gained weight since high school

I don' think my taste in music is more eclectic than yours

I don't think your tits looked good in that photo so I should probably stop whatever im doing and masturbate to your image.

I don't have an account, I've been clean for 5 month and 17 days.
And I'm happy

Some of you may think im pretentious.
... perhaps I am, but at least im not a closet social pervert!

TAGGED!




Vocabluary:
cease - stop
ABBREVIATIONS - a shortened or contracted form of a word or phrase
FOCROFLOL - falling off chair, rolling on floor, laughing out loud
FOCLOL - falling off chair, laughing out loud
spaz -  clumsy, inept; unskillful, unhandy, inexpert
cringe- to shrink especially in fear or servility
gain weight -
eclectic - selecting or choosing from various sources
pretentious - full of false show of something
pervert - a person affected with a change to what is unnatural or abnormal


 Dic. What does it mean? What does it stand for? English words. Translation.

Lyrics of Placebo's "The Movie On Your Eyelids"

Placebo - The Movie On Your Eyelids

I always watch you when you're dreaming
Because I know it's not of me
I smoke a dozen cancer sticks
Imagine there are two or three ways
To make you love me
And not dream of someone else
Become the movie on your eyelids

The reflection of yourself
The reflection of yourself

I cry when I listen to your breathing
Because I know there's nothing else
The conscious of that crushing feeling
To know there's no connection left
That we both go through the motions
That we're both living somewhere else
That the movie on your eyelids
Is no reflection of myself
Is no reflection of myself
Is no reflection of myself

I wanna be, I wanna be your movie...
I wanna be, I wanna be your movie...

Why can't you be me?
Why can't you be me?
Why can't you be me?
Why can't you be me?
Be me, be me, be me..

Vocabulary:
dozen - a collection of twelve objects.
eyelids - The cover of the eye; that portion of movable skin with which an animal covers or uncovers the eyeball at pleasure.
conscious - knowing and perceiving; having awareness of surroundings and sensations and thoughts